turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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