I can tuck mytits in my pants
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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