You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
I just blew my weed a kiss
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
Randomize
