seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
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I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
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you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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