White coat. Heels.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
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If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
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I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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