You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
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