Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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