Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
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It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
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The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Just found a uh poem I wrote on ambien. It says to "cry your seamen filled tears" and "I hope you take a dagger to your vagina" and at the end it says "sincerely, God". What.the.fuck do they put in that pill?
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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