I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
He told everyone he was freezing their keys so they couldn't drive drunk. When I opened the freezer this morning, my keys were at the bottom of an unfrozen ice cream tub of vodka.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
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