He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
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