Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
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