did you get engaged???
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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