what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
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You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
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I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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