please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
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