Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
last night I used snow as a chaser
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