would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
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so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
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My day in three words: secret purse cake
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
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