Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
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