PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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