I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
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