so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
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i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
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Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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