i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
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