Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
The Olympian is in my bed
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
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