If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
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shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
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All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
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