So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
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dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
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If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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