what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
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Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
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The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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