Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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