the vacuum is drunk
what?
i spilled my drink and tried to vacuum it and now the vacuum is drunk
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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