if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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