Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
you never un-have a 4some
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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