your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
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I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
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Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
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