She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
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I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
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He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
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