You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
I forget how to act sober
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