Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
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I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
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Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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