Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
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You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
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Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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