sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
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Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
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Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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