Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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