i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER†and I went ham on tinder.
we should paint friendship bongs
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