The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
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