I'm jealous of your bromance
No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
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just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
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Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
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