Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
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Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
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When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
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