bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
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I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
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Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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