Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(248): View more from Michigan

break up sex still means we will always be broken up.

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(720): View more from Colorado

i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc

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(810): View more from Michigan

we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.

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(702): View more from Nevada

He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him

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(615): View more from Tennessee

i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket

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(859): View more from Kentucky

We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.

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(785): View more from Kansas

I stole an accordion from the bar

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Accidentally

(785): View more from Kansas

I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion

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