Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
oh god the rape fog is back!
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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