My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
These 25 Drunks Should’ve Gotten Cut Off A Long Time Ago
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
27 Freshmen Who Really Didn’t Know What They Were Getting In To
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.