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• (206): View more from Washington

  remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?

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  joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"

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• (807): View more from Ontario

  Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?

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  Just flip the mattress, it erases all

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  Done and done

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...

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• (318): View more from Louisiana

  Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.

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• (309): View more from Illinois

  Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.

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