If that was your dad, he is hot
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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