Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
Realized I'm still to drunk to comprehend work emails. Marked them all as unread. Here's to responsible hang overs.
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
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he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
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Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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