You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
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also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
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She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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