Im at strip club and am horny
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
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I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
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Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
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There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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