as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
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