I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
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