I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
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I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
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So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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