I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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