North Korea, Best Korea!
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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