Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
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